Few rules for dummies :-
I am sick and tired of clueless, "Dragon" breathed, fishy smellin, potbellied, Austin Power chested, steroid powered, Vain Guyz. Here are a few tips.
Stop looking in the mirror.
Stop lookin in the mirror you vain idiot. There is nothing to look at except a pot belly and a hairy chest.
Tip: Use the mirror to your advantage. You can create angles and look and ogle at whatever and whoever you want. Dont over do it Bcos others are doing the same lolz....!
Use a deo.
You have been ignored by the opposite sex all your lonely miserable life. Dont give them another reason.
Tip: Use it on the "Amazonian" areas. Nope i am not talking about your head lolz....!!!!!
Wipe the damn thing and break the ice
Wipe the maching and be courteous. Alternate at every possible opportunity.
Tip: All your techniques have failed to break the ice and start a conversation. This is the best way to do it (use a mouth freshener before you get labelled as Dragon breathed).
Heavier is not better.
If nothing has changed in 6 months you need help. Work on your technique and diet.
Tip: Dont talk to your instructor. Bcos if he hasnt noticed your lack of progress in 6 months, he never will. (he is ok for gossip and steroid talk lolz). Research on the net.
I have been using these technique's. Hehe they havent worked for me as yet. But who says it wont work for you. Happy Gymin guyz......!!!!!!
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