indian premier League....!!!

As it happens always in India , a blockbuster releases on a Friday....this was same in the case for this league too.... In the case of bollywood releases the fate of the movie is known within 3 to 4 days of the opening but IPL will come to know its at the end of the competition ... I saw an expert comparing IPL's origin to that of English premier League in one of the leading news channels but iam quite reserved about this ideology...the English Premier League was an advent of a very low period in English football specially after the Heysel stadium disaster in Brussels but Indian cricket is on a high both on and off the field ever since the 20-20 win in south africa ..... i was going thru a coloumn by tim de lisle where he quoted "such "silly money" is "disgusting" in a country that "encompasses a great deal of poverty"..... In my opinion the IPL has taken Indian cricket to newer levels ....why i say this is because who would have thought virat kohli getting applauded by likes of dravid and kallis , a crowd of 50000 in mumbai's wankhade rooting for Abhishek Nayar ......!!!!! who was abhishek nayar a week back...lolz???? Mr lalit Modi's dream project may have had a dream start but is going to do wonders at the grass root level as far as the domestic crcuit is concerned in india.....!!!! A common complaint about the IPL centres around the money paid to individual cricketers. Does Rohit Sharma really deserve more than Ricky Ponting??? Are the men paying Ishant Sharma more than Dale Steyn and Glenn McGrath making a silly mistake??? i quite agree to with what Mr Harsha Bhogle quoted " for a strong IPL there is need for a stronger ICL " and iam pretty sure that Mr Modi wont like this statement at all....!!!!If the IPL becomes what the franchise owners hope it will be, there will need to be more teams, more matches, longer seasons. That will be inevitable if this is a big hit in the first year because franchises will be looking for returns on investment and a longer season might benefit them..... I wonder what will happen to the international calender.....!!!! If you give me a choice between 20-20's and test cricket ......Iam a firm believer of the old school of cricket ie tests as it is the ultimate test of your cricketing skills and character..... but 20-20 is a undoubted entertainer....Now keeping apart all these issues of IPL and stuff and coming to the franchise i support......'' undoubtedly kolkata knight riders" and the people who know me better will know the reason behind this too....and my friends from Delhi tried to ''senti" me on the fact that i have been a delhite since birth and stuff.....but iam bengali at heart and dada is much closer to my heart than sehwag....lolz....now for the first time when me and four of my friends were watching the IPL stuff our opinions were clearly divided and we were on top of our voices.....that has seldom happened and the impact of ipl is clearly to be noticed.....in whichever way u c it......hehehe!!!! i will like to conclude with some punchlines
to all my chennai friends for the superkings " naama team kandipa Jeyikum"
to all my delhi friends for the daredevils " todenge phodenge , apne sheher ka nam roshan karenge"
to all my bengali friends " korbo lorbo jitbo re ,ami kolkata we rule"

GYM MANNERS FOR DUMMIES.....!!!!!!

Few rules for dummies :-


I am sick and tired of clueless, "Dragon" breathed, fishy smellin, potbellied, Austin Power chested, steroid powered, Vain Guyz. Here are a few tips.


Stop looking in the mirror.

Stop lookin in the mirror you vain idiot. There is nothing to look at except a pot belly and a hairy chest.
Tip: Use the mirror to your advantage. You can create angles and look and ogle at whatever and whoever you want. Dont over do it Bcos others are doing the same lolz....!


Use a deo.

You have been ignored by the opposite sex all your lonely miserable life. Dont give them another reason.
Tip: Use it on the "Amazonian" areas. Nope i am not talking about your head lolz....!!!!!


Wipe the damn thing and break the ice

Wipe the maching and be courteous. Alternate at every possible opportunity.
Tip: All your techniques have failed to break the ice and start a conversation. This is the best way to do it (use a mouth freshener before you get labelled as Dragon breathed).


Heavier is not better.

If nothing has changed in 6 months you need help. Work on your technique and diet.
Tip: Dont talk to your instructor. Bcos if he hasnt noticed your lack of progress in 6 months, he never will. (he is ok for gossip and steroid talk lolz). Research on the net.


I have been using these technique's. Hehe they havent worked for me as yet. But who says it wont work for you. Happy Gymin guyz......!!!!!!

OSO....A COLOSSAL FALIURE

hi guys !!! usually i dont write reviews of movies but after watching om shanti om...i decided to write one. it was the most awaited movie of the year for the audiences as it was for me....!!!! but rather i was purely disappointed after watching it ...!!! shahrukh khan acted in a movie which had such a crap script....iam still not getting the point...!!!! the movie from the very beginning did not have its heart at the right place....farah khan's direction was clearly seen going places in this movie...she tried to portray something different but this was totally out of sought.... the first half was purely comical though i had hopes that the movie will make a strong comeback in the second half....but it entirely failed to do so.... there were some hilarious moments such as the one in which shahrukh remembers his past and returs to his mothers place ....with the illuminated faces of both kiron kher and sharukh " beta tu vapas aa gaya " "ha ma main aa gaya "....seriously i didnt expect this from the king khan...this was only one such moment but there are too many moments like this which will make you feel that om shanti om was a wrong choice....no offenses here....but there were some instants of this movie such as the item number " darde disco " and the song sequence in which you will get to see the glimpse of all most the entire bollywood which may make you feel a lot better....though the cinematography of the movie was quite good but that is pretty obvious when shahrukh khan is involved in a movie....all this movie is vewied only because of the presence of srk ......and hats off to his six packs...!!!!!